var quotes=new Array()

//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.

quotes[0]='"You know that you are a Lindy dancer when asked to join a "swing" party, you take your dancing shoes!"</i>'

quotes[1]='"You know that you are a Lindy dancer when asked to count to 10, you think that 1 follows 8!"</i>'

quotes[2]='"You know that you are hooked when buying new shoes you look at the soles before the uppers!"</i>'

var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])